"you know how in the 'wizard of oz' Dorothy says 'sometimes you don't have to look any further than your own back yard?'
I found this in the gutter by my car this morning.
McArthur Drive - Anniston, AL 11:23 am
oxoxoxoxo"
Have you ever woken up from a wet dream to discover your entire family standing around your bed? Did Auntie Em give you a dreamgasm? Was Toto there too? Found Condoms believes in the axioms of love, whether they be the familial "there's no place like home" or the adventuresome "somewhere over the rainbow" - true romance is worth the journey. Just remember to avoid walking down the Yellow Dick Road by always using protection!
