Sweet Home Ala-Gang-Bang!

On 10/30/10, Me, Hillary Lee, Heather-Victoria Hyche, Wren Collier and Charlie Cheese took a trek through the wilderness outside of the Anniston Museum of Natural History in the great southern state of Alabama! We traversed a mean trail displaying some menacing cages full of various Birds of Prey, mostly owls, one of whom tried to shit on me after peering into my latex soul! We saw some fucking Falcons too! It was fucking intense!



But soon, the birds were far behind and I had my first encounter with Alabama's notorious "red clay" - scientifically referred to as Ultisols, Red Clay soils contain absolutely no calcareous materials! How about that! That means that Red Clay soil has no calcium carbonates! Jesus! But guess what this Red Clay pit did contain?? Condoms! Commonly referred to as a "prophylactic", Condoms are "barrier devices" which are worn around the penis (or sometimes in the vagina) to reduce the risk of pregnancy and Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) - and Condoms have been used for at least 400 years! What the Fuck?!?!

Check out the residue of this amazing red-clay-sweet-home-alabama-gang-bang below!