Saturday, January 22, 2011

JEWGASM!

I had a one night stand with a Jewish girl a few months ago. I used a NYC brand condom and took a photo of it the following morning.


Below is a list of Photoshopped Jewish Porno images that I created for this post. Enjoy!



Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sex and the Sharia Law!

I embarked on a school trip to NYC this past Fall to document city litter how the citizens of the Big Apple lived with it. While this blinding week of drunken excess and academic voyeurism did provide me with a wealthy cache of sanitorial insight, I knew that the trip would be a waste if I did not bring back some great photos of used condoms from the city's fabled streets. I was confident that I would have no trouble finding them either, in fact, I was counting on them finding me!

Imagine my surprise when after 7 whole days in New York City, I did not encounter a SINGLE used condom! Although, I did manage to score a great find at Ground Zero with my discovery of the Yo-Yo Lady and her Obama Condoms stand, which I posted later last year.

Despite that wonderful find though, I solemnly declared the mission a bust - NYC had failed me! Where was the New York of legend? Where was the reckless abandon, the "anything goes" attitude? Had Giuliani really cleaned up the city that much?

I was about to declare NYC dead, when a savior emerged. Unbeknownst to me, one of my fellow classmates (and also a new follower of FOUND CONDOMS) had taken a picture of a discarded condom wrapper that he had found during the trip. While normally I discourage the submission of photos showing only
condom wrappers, I felt I had to include this based solely on its eccentric nature and beautiful composition of photo. Enjoy!


Found on the island of Manhattan, the Arabic lettering on this hot yellow wrapper should come as no surprise to those familiar with the inclusive cultural melting pot that has become a hallmark of NYC. New York is a magical land where Muslims, Christians, and Jews alike can fornicate in the streets without the fear of a drag-queen-Jehovah in Nurse Ratched bondage gear descending from the clouds in a blaze of vengeful prudishness.

But, like most of the desert prophets, Muhammed has some serious hang ups about sexual intercourse, demonstrated, for example, in this news item about the Iranian Parliament voting "in favor of a bill that could lead to [the] death penalty for persons convicted of working in the production of pornographic movies."

Regardless of this unfortunate attitude, we still hope that the jadha who left this wrapper delivered a Jihadic Jizzomatic
orgasm that tore through the chastity belt of Sharia Law!

Monday, January 3, 2011

Happy New Year's from 'Found Condoms'!

Hillary Lee brings us the last condom of 2010 and the first post of the new year with this rubber beauty found in the parking lot of Oxford Lake Park in Oxford, AL on New Year's Eve!


Hillary Lee is a prime example of what 'Found Condoms' looks for in a prophylactic hunter - her tenacity and commitment to the cause is part of what makes this website what it is! Here's some testimony from Hillary herself about the events that led to this picture:

"Well before christmas i went to skate in the parking lot and found the condom in the gutter by the public pool. I took a picture with my old crappy phone but had no way to get it off my phone, i couldnt even text it to my own email. Then the other day I was taking Charlie over to the little league field dugout where i like to smoke pot and it happened to still be there and i have a nicer phone..."

With a New Year comes a new opportunity, a chance to better one's place in life and to achieve success in areas that seemed insurmountable just a year prior. With a New Year, we are born again and thrust forth into a new world, like a fresh rubber being torn from its wrapper and being fit over an eager phallus of possibilities and dreams. I implore every reader of this blog to make a similar commitment that Hillary has made - let's all resolve to make 2011 the year of the Found Condom!