Thursday, September 23, 2010

One Size Does Not Fit All!

Hillary Lee is the best friend that Found Condoms could ever have! Here's her latest message and photo:

"Today, my pals and I decided to hit the ol swimmin hole one last time for the Summer; and I decided to lurk out one of the three old bridges nearby, searching for used condoms.
Couldn't actually find the rubber.... but, still.....

Found September 16, 2010 4:41pm
at Read's Mill, Wellington, AL aka Broadcast Beach

How do I have this retarded knack for finding this shit?


Is it just me, or does the wrapper make you wonder what it would look like if the Pepto Bismol company manufactured condoms? "Heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach DIARRHEA .... Herpes!"

Adam Green - Broadcast Beach

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Keeping It Wrapped in Alabama!

Our latest post comes from Wren Collier, who found this on 9/18/2010 at the Anniston Museum of Natural History. Located at 800 Museum Dr in Anniston, AL, the museum offers a wide array of "collections that relate to humankind and the natural environment and interprets these through interdisciplinary exhibits and programs." One of the latest exhibits, simply called 'Ancient Egypt', offers a look at the Egyptians' fabled belief systems and includes some 2,300-year-old Ptolemaic Period mummies. According to research, Ancient Egyptians in 1000 B.C. utilized an early form of the condom by wrapping linen sheaths around the tips of their penises in response to a terrible syphilitic outbreak.

Premiere Condoms Commercial featuring Sexy Mummies!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Hillary On Over!

Condom Raider, Hillary Lee, sent me this picture with the following message:

"you know how in the 'wizard of oz' Dorothy says 'sometimes you don't have to look any further than your own back yard?'
I found this in the gutter by my car this morning.
McArthur Drive - Anniston, AL 11:23 am


Have you ever woken up from a wet dream to discover your entire family standing around your bed? Did Auntie Em give you a dreamgasm? Was Toto there too? Found Condoms believes in the axioms of love, whether they be the familial "there's no place like home" or the adventuresome "somewhere over the rainbow" - true romance is worth the journey. Just remember to avoid walking down the Yellow Dick Road by always using protection!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

*SPECIAL EDITION* 'Killer Condom' signed by Lloyd Kaufman!!

In this special edition of FOUND CONDOMS, we present the findings of Hillary Lee, just back from Dragon Con, who sent us our very own Killer Condom autographed by Troma founder, Lloyd Kaufman! Be sure to check out our video and the trailer for 'Killer Condom' (1996)!

Found Condoms Video Update

Trailer for Troma's Killer Condom (1996)