Andrew Ludwig brings us this prize! Oh Joy!
Snapped with a lens meant for actors on stage;
He spied this prize midday and did employ
A point-and-click device of the new age.
Shot in K-Y! Jelly? Not that, the State!
Shakespeare’s players performed works by the Bard;
They did not know that there behind did wait
A skin, latex and used by one quite hard.
Safe-Sex is the only way to do it;
To wrap or not to wrap? ‘Tis no question!
Just be quite sure that what you buy does fit
Or else you’ll be at a Lamaze Session.
If you may find condoms throughout this land
Be like Andrew, with camera in hand!
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